How long has it been? A year? Century?

Man. Anyway, yeah, I haven't been on because when your computer is in storage, its kinder hard to get things to work. ANYWAY--wehat be happenin'!? Turns out I'm living not in St. Louis, but this awesome little city just outside of it. Hazelwood, MO peoples!

Anyway, NO I haven't just forgotten azbout (yup, azbout) mi familia back in Cleveland, nor have I neglected my email adress--but things here are chaotic. Even now I'm typing on my cousin's laptop (but its BROADBAND baby). I haven't emailed much of anyone as of late and I dearly apologize for that, but there's too much stuff going on at once. I'm attending Hazelwood Central High, taking a Creative Writing course (alternating between this and my short-story), plan on taking guitar lessons later this month or the next, volunteering for 50 hrs Community Service (the school requires this for me to graduate), trying to fix my cousin's OTHER laptop, getting caught up with like 80 assignments from my 2 weeks of non-school (it rocked, though), getting a job at the library soon, fixing my cousin's truck, editing Apocrypha, helping unpack other stuff and getting it out of storage PLUS getting ready to go BACK to Cleveland to get the REMAINDING stuff out of storage, taking a Driver's Ed class...

*dies from aphyxsiation*

So yeah... I'm busy. But still, I'll eventually feel the urgent need to bury all of my friends in spam email about penis enlargements and what-not XD. In fact, I polly shouldn't be on the computer now, but I finally managed to get the wireless card to connect to the broadband upstairs... wooo-ee. Never get internet for a laptop kiddies.

Hazelwood, MO is... is just amazing. I'm serious; there is literally a huge shopping plaza on almost every street here! My school has... (brace yourself) A SCHOOL BUS SYSTEM, and even then I live about a stone's throw away from school. It's like, I went out on a walk and actually looked around me and felt HAPPINESS!--not seething rage for everything with a matching skin color. I actually TOOK A STEP without wondering if I was going to be shot! It felt marvelous. My house is great as well. It's not a mansion, but it ain't no shack either. My room is HUGE; and it actually has carpeting!!!--

[pause for orgasm]

Alrighty.

Currently I am living with my cousin who is actually living with US. How about that? Oh, and my aunt as well. Naturally, from her, there's some 'All you got is book smarts, 'theory'. That don't mean anything in the real world' and 'You need to leave your friends behind' and 'That type of music is from Satan, to try and corrupt children --' and what-and-such, but I HAVE A HOUSE! I no longer have to search my shoes for roaches and find dead mice in the washing machine!

...yeah, about that...

Now, I don't know what God mixed in with the sperm up here, but the girls at my school be SNAPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!!! I mean, they be bootylicious like DAY-YAM.......!!!

...

Wow. Didn't know that was going to come out. I think... I think that was my vanity. Well, whadda ya know.

ANYway, my school.... my school... its pretty much 35 CSA's combined into eachother. I am serious. You will get lost if your not trampeded first. If not going to class D222, or A114, or A2D2, (snicker), then you're on the second floor, and then C118... ZOMG. Instead of a cramped cellar for lunch, we actually have a CAFE! Normally, I'd get the welfare bonus (your lunch is free) but because I'm no longer dirt-poor I have to pay 1.50 a day. Care? Me? HAh! What's to complain about when there's also vending machines with CINNAMON poptarts awaiting my teeth and tongue and digestive tract?

Oh, and I got cable. Yeah, had to throw that one in.

And for the time being, no BUSES! (Here they call it the 'Metro'. See, because I painstakingly put in the brake shoes and screwed in his tires, my cousin sees fit to take me certain places at my every whim. *rubs hands* MWA HA HA HA HA! Plus, I still have moneyz from myz jobz, so that means shopping! *strikes girly pose*

...

Psh. I ain't no punk, mayne.

Right now I plan on getting a Wii and a Electric Guitar complete with the amplifier... and lanky thought this city was filled with hicks. I laugh, I say! Laugh!

As for the rest of my life, I'm still happily single, and currently and not looking for anyone (LIE). Ok, so I may be looking for someone a small bit.

Just a bit...

I'll have some splash-sheet concept sketches when I return, hopefully, so I can demonstrate how certain characters of mine came to be. (You'd be surprised as to where Lucretius came from)...

Anyway, I'm getting carpotunnel, so I think I must go.





And Alex, I'm hoping you life is somewhere in the 'got together' position...







And Eric, please, PLEASE don't kill anyone...






And Lanky. Stop smokin' that STUFF, man! You can't see what its done to you?!



Anyway, I must. Go. I bid you all... Goodbye-Until-I-Get-Back-On-Later-Adieu...